Whatever

I jumped into God's own toilet today and pulled the handle . So, while I'm here swirling downward, perhaps you're wondering how the view is? While not exactly scenic, at least it's clean and bright - well, until I hit the P-trap and get stuck. I'm really not that flexible, either, so I'm gonna need some help in a few minutes. Anybody up there have a plunger? Please don't send the snake, cause that's gonna hurt. Did I mention that I'm sensitive? Yeah, once I hit the sewers, this shit is gonna burn. I mean, I already feel like I'm covered in it, but I probably have no idea of what's coming.
Anyway, I'm running out of air now, so I better stop talking. Anyone ever found a way out of this place? If so, drop me a line.

Ken